Drive to work in reverse
Braid the hair in each nostril
Tattoo “out-to-lunch” on your forehead
Blend every left-over in your fridge together
Pay your electric bill in smallest denomination coins
Make a list of “things to do” that you have already done
Make up a language and ask people in the street for directions
Jam 29 mini-marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out
When someone says “Have a nice day” reply that you have other plans
Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on all the natives
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they are in jail
Send your doctor a bill for the time you’ve spent in his waiting room
Lie on your back eating celery, using your navel as a salt-dipper
Read a dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on the pot
Fill in your tax return in Roman numerals
Use MasterCard to pay VisaCard
Polish your car with ear wax
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Funny 🙂
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Now, this is funny! I’ve thought about the out-to-lunch tattoo, but I’ve decided to have “DNR” on my chest instead. 😉
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I want the same!
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LOL..braid the hair in each nostril….LOL..
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2 LOLs! My job here is done 🙂
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Great stress relievers I must remember. Just the one though “Braid the hair in each nostril”? That could be fairly stressful I would have thought.
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Weelllll Granddads straggly eyebrows while he sleeps?
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I’m so doing this one: When someone says “Have a nice day” reply that you have other plans. Thanks and all joy. HF
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HF I hope this relieves some stress
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Lovelyl… Thanks and Love, nia
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Thanks again Nia 🙂
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